{"id":8673,"date":"2008-09-10T12:30:48","date_gmt":"2008-09-10T18:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.videogamerecaps.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2015-02-04T22:50:00","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T04:50:00","slug":"spore-tacular","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/2008\/09\/spore-tacular\/","title":{"rendered":"Spore-tacular"},"content":{"rendered":"

So who’s playing this? I don’t think this should be a surprise to anyone, but I’m loving Spore. And I’m not even making any penis monsters and houses with nipples. No, don’t look at me like that — I’m totally serious! Remember, I also like cute creatures. I’d like to point out that these two interests are not related.<\/p>\n

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Even though I’m not spending day and night furiously pumping out Dickalisks and Diplodocunts, that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a fine piece of Sporn. For those of you who haven’t had your fill of Spore perversion, I’d like to direct you toward this non-worksafe link, courtesy of Albedo667 on the forums:
\nhttp:\/\/www.shacknews.com\/featuredarticle.x?id=899&page=3<\/a><\/p>\n

Frickin’ hilarious. Unfortunately, not everyone has a sense of humor. They essentially believe that a child will become a serial killer if he or she sees a pixelated video game monster that resembles a human body part. Better not let those kids play any Zelda games! For more on these unfunny asshats, see here:
\nhttp:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2008\/TECH\/07\/30\/spore.sporn\/index.html<\/a><\/p>\n

In particular, I would like to point out that “18-year-old Michael James from Calgary, Alberta” is a supreme douchebag. Seriously, uploading a Boobasaurus Rex to the Spore site is the same as creating child pornography? How far do you have to shove your head up your ass to come to that<\/em> epic fail of a conclusion? More to the point, is it possible to create a Spore creature based on this unfortunate condition?<\/p>\n

I’ve decided that my dream job is to work as a Dick Detector (Dicktector?) for the EA site. I will spent 8 hours a day (or more, if I get paid overtime) to comb through the massive number of creations and weed out anything that looks like it could be genitalia. Either I would filter out everything — after all, everything looks like a penis to someone<\/em> (usually me), or I would filter out nothing and claim that whoever thought a creature looked like a penis was just a dirty pervert.<\/p>\n

For those of you who haven’t yet been banned for inappropriate content, feel free to share your Spore name in the comments. I’m Lopapalooza, and my profile is here:
\nhttp:\/\/www.spore.com\/view\/profile\/Lopapalooza<\/a><\/p>\n

And just so you’re not totally<\/em> disappointed in me…okay, I did create a penis monster. Call the cops! This isn’t the greatest picture, but I present to you…Dickzilla!<\/p>\n

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So who’s playing this? I don’t think this should be a surprise to anyone, but I’m loving Spore. And I’m not even making any penis monsters and houses with nipples. No, don’t look at me like that — I’m totally serious! Remember, I also like cute creatures. I’d like to point out that these two […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8120,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[144],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8673"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8120"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8673"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8895,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8673\/revisions\/8895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}