{"id":8668,"date":"2008-06-24T14:53:21","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T20:53:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.videogamerecaps.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2008-06-24T14:53:21","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T20:53:21","slug":"on-gay-lawyers-and-pokemon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/2008\/06\/on-gay-lawyers-and-pokemon\/","title":{"rendered":"On Gay Lawyers and Pokemon"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, “thanks” to Sam, I now have a renewed interest in Pokemon. And not like that<\/em> — I’m not a pokephile. Against my better judgment, I’ve decided to buy one of the Pokemon DS games. But that’s not what this post is about — I’m sure you’ll hear a lot about my masochistic Pokemon collecting adventures in the near future. Patience, young padawans.<\/p>\n

This post is all about what happens when my unholy brain starts wondering how to combine the worlds of gay lawyers and Pocket Monsters<\/strike> Pokemon and comes up with the question: what would be Phoenix Wright’s and Miles Edgeworth’s Pokemon dream teams? Since I am lazy<\/strike> don’t want to hog all the fun for myself, I’m letting you guys answer this question.<\/p>\n

I ran this past Sam, and we came up with some simple rules:
\n*Each of the Pokemon teams needs to contain six different Pokemon.
\n*Explain your choices — boring lists are boring.
\n*All Pokemon are fair game — not just the ones from the DS versions.
\n*You don’t need to create both teams unless you want to.
\n*Bonus points for including innuendo-laden Pokemon Battle dialog between the two lawyers.
\n*Please do not post a link to your super serious Pokemon\/Phoenix Wright crossover epic.<\/p>\n

This is just for fun — I’m not giving out prizes or anything. Hey, where are you all going?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, “thanks” to Sam, I now have a renewed interest in Pokemon. And not like that — I’m not a pokephile. Against my better judgment, I’ve decided to buy one of the Pokemon DS games. But that’s not what this post is about — I’m sure you’ll hear a lot about my masochistic Pokemon collecting […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8120,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[124,125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8668"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8120"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/videogamerecaps.com\/beta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}